One of the best signs at our last rally:

IMAGINE
HATING IMMIGRANTS
MORE THAN
PEDOPHILES

Market thinks that Iran is lying to put up a smokescreen about negotiations.

I wouldn’t bet on Pedo ever telling the truth but I sincerely hope the traders are correct.

Iran Military Spokesperson: Hormuz will not return to what it was.

Those fuckers play hardball!

Maybe you think you have your birth certificate but don't. Heads up:

About 30 years ago I needed a copy of my birth certificate for a Washington teachers license. I thought I had it in my files but what it actually was was a “Certificate of Birth” that the hospital gave to my parents. It was not an official copy of my Birth Certificate. I had to request it with a fee from the hospital or the state (don’t remember which).

Get registered and get to the polls!

Pedocon had his bluff called and everybody's saying sir, you fucked up big-time.

Pedocon: Kent was weak on security.

You picked him, you moron.

Pedocon: "Numerous countries tell me they're on the way to help with Iran conflict."

They’ll be there in two weeks.

Mike Waltz won't answer Tapper's questions.

Have any nations committed to sending warships to the strait?

A. Filibusters for minutes and ultimately doesn’t answer.

Russia sharing intel with Iran on US troop locations really the same as US aiding Ukraine?

A. Same shit as above.


He’s a disgrace who’s scared shitless of the ugly orange pedocon.

Mayor Pete coming on CNN State of the Union.

The pig is going to invade Cuba. He's fucking nuts.