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9. I'm only surprised that they haven't figured out

Fri May 24, 2019, 03:40 PM

May 2019

a way to profit off the landslide and flood as their newest amusement park attraction demonstrating the awesomeness of their mighty gawd.

Surely ticket sales would go through the roof as visitors came to see little green plastic dinosaurs floating in the muddy waters and hobnobbing with plaster figurines left over from the annual nativity scene.

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lol! Ark encounter is suing its' insurance company [View all] OriginalGeek May 2019 OP

Pffft ... ahaha ... ahahahahahaha ... mr_lebowski May 2019 #1

So irony is not dead (n/t) PJMcK May 2019 #2

No. Irony is pumping up! dchill May 2019 #7

There's a good Robert Plant song OriginalGeek May 2019 #32

Well aware! I'm a huge Plant/Zep fan. dchill May 2019 #34

Me too! OriginalGeek May 2019 #35

And I was beginning to think irony was dead. yonder May 2019 #3

Oh hell Noah! Blue Owl May 2019 #6

Great one! dchill May 2019 #8

Perfect. Delmette2.0 May 2019 #18

*Claims need to be filed within 40 days and 40 nights Blue Owl May 2019 #4

Post of the day Perseus May 2019 #22

The outside front side that you approach TlalocW May 2019 #5

I might wet myself laughing if that happens Blue_playwright May 2019 #20

I'm pretty sure most insurance doesn't cover KatyaR May 2019 #25

I'm only surprised that they haven't figured out procon May 2019 #9

You're right--Noah's Ark 'n Mud Wallow--could work Ponietz May 2019 #17

Heritage USA. Jim and Tammy Baker's amusement park underpants May 2019 #27

Or Jesusland 47of74 May 2019 #30

It's a sign from God shut it down IADEMO2004 May 2019 #10

And the Rubes shall lead them ... GeorgeGist May 2019 #11

LOL! volstork May 2019 #12

I went all 4 years of high school to a fundie baptist church school OriginalGeek May 2019 #13

I feel ya! volstork May 2019 #21

Lol yep OriginalGeek May 2019 #33

Please see post 23 Bernardo de La Paz May 2019 #24

It is not correct. Bernardo de La Paz May 2019 #23

Well then Mrs. Batchelor has some splainin to do OriginalGeek May 2019 #31

Thank god. C_U_L8R May 2019 #14

I wonder what the insurance company's loophole is? iscooterliberally May 2019 #15

I guess they don't cover "Acts of God"😂😂😂😂😂😂 W T F May 2019 #16

Sending... Fritz Walter May 2019 #19

"I don't think I can laugh any harder without fracturing a rib." Ramsey Barner May 2019 #26

The same thing happened to the first ark... Freelancer May 2019 #28

Detailed instructions keithbvadu2 May 2019 #29

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2019 #36

I saw a video... Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2019 #37