Christian Leader: I Rebuked Death and Resurrected a Comatose Woman

[Warpy]

5. Yeah? I once woke up a TBI case by pinching a toe and telling him

his snowman was burning down. I woke up a head injured doctor by asking a technical question about the moose liver consolidation test and yes, the moose had to die. You never know what will wake up a head case. While it's not outside the realm of possibilities that he walked into a rural hospital and said something religiously off the wall and a TBI patient chose that moment to come to, the rest of the story is dubious, to say the least. Chances are better that the woman had a bandaged head on a normal ward, was sleeping, and this loudmouthed preacher woke her up from a nap.

"Rebuking death," my flabby old atheist ass.