Atheists & Agnostics

Solly Mack

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12. You might want to consider at least one hymn.

Sun Jul 16, 2017, 04:12 PM

Jul 2017

One that was (accidentally on purpose) spontaneously manifested by the people during a time of hardship and suffering. An ancient hymn that has endured as the holy text has endured.

There was a moment, when they thought it couldn't get any worse, that the multitudes turned to each other, their eyes meeting and their hearts reaching out across the divide, when this song entered the minds of the downtrodden, all at once it seemed - the clouds parted, the sun came out, and their voices joined in celebration. In one voice, the same song, entering through their hearts and issuing forth from their mouths, "Holy Being X , blessed be. Blessed be.".

Remember to copyright your hymn!

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How to Write a Holy Text [View all] Brainstormy Jul 2017 OP

First, find your particular deity Warpy Jul 2017 #1

Dietary laws must forbid pasta because, you know, Pastafarians. n/t Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #4

Trying to slide on that one in this chapter because Brainstormy Jul 2017 #9

your third point Brainstormy Jul 2017 #13

You also need an anti-diety. Mr.Bill Jul 2017 #2

Got it Brainstormy Jul 2017 #6

You need four or five waring dieties. Everyone has to pick one to worship... Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #3

got to think about that Brainstormy Jul 2017 #10

Who needs a Satan when you have competing false gods to lead you astray? Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #19

You have to say how any other books purporting to be the holy word are false. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #5

Ok, so let's see Brainstormy Jul 2017 #7

You're way ahead of the game! Just be sure to trademark! Solly Mack Jul 2017 #8

wow! I'll be coming back to this well! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #11

You might want to consider at least one hymn. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #12

Great! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #15

I can see that being a problem. There is a lot that can be used. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #16

Tell a big lie, repeat for a couple thousand years. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #14

That works. Brainstormy Jul 2017 #17

Part of the lie would be immortality so you didn't have to trust folks to carry on for you. rzemanfl Jul 2017 #18

I think it's very simple. Fear is at the core. Lint Head Jul 2017 #20

Um... Lordquinton Jul 2017 #21

That's pretty good Brainstormy Jul 2017 #31

Did I miss this? Did anyone say miracles? Defying nature with some mystifying happenings rurallib Jul 2017 #22

I've included a section on Miracles and Magic Brainstormy Jul 2017 #27

You don't write a holy text... uriel1972 Jul 2017 #23

One idea... NeoGreen Jul 2017 #24

Thanks Brainstormy Jul 2017 #25

Wandering a desert for forty years Glamrock Jul 2017 #26

1. A divine authority. 2. A principle that must be obeyed. 3. People who refuse the principle. DetlefK Jul 2017 #28

Be sure to include many inconsistencies and contradictions in your holy book True Dough Jul 2017 #29

Thanks! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #30