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Atheists & Agnostics

Brainstormy

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9. Trying to slide on that one in this chapter because

Reply to Warpy (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 16, 2017, 03:55 PM

Jul 2017

I have a whole chapter on The One True Religion.

"have to have penises" Hilarious. and sadly, true. I can use that!

Have a section on Going Heavy on the Sex with subsections: Misogyny, and Polygamy, Incest and Other Kinky Stuff.

Your last suggestion is good. I have chapters on Soul Food and Dressing Divinely, but your point, about just making up a bunch of stupid and inconvenient rules because you can is good. Got to think how to word that. capricious? Arbitrary? something.

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How to Write a Holy Text [View all] Brainstormy Jul 2017 OP

First, find your particular deity Warpy Jul 2017 #1

Dietary laws must forbid pasta because, you know, Pastafarians. n/t Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #4

Trying to slide on that one in this chapter because Brainstormy Jul 2017 #9

your third point Brainstormy Jul 2017 #13

You also need an anti-diety. Mr.Bill Jul 2017 #2

Got it Brainstormy Jul 2017 #6

You need four or five waring dieties. Everyone has to pick one to worship... Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #3

got to think about that Brainstormy Jul 2017 #10

Who needs a Satan when you have competing false gods to lead you astray? Binkie The Clown Jul 2017 #19

You have to say how any other books purporting to be the holy word are false. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #5

Ok, so let's see Brainstormy Jul 2017 #7

You're way ahead of the game! Just be sure to trademark! Solly Mack Jul 2017 #8

wow! I'll be coming back to this well! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #11

You might want to consider at least one hymn. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #12

Great! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #15

I can see that being a problem. There is a lot that can be used. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #16

Tell a big lie, repeat for a couple thousand years. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #14

That works. Brainstormy Jul 2017 #17

Part of the lie would be immortality so you didn't have to trust folks to carry on for you. rzemanfl Jul 2017 #18

I think it's very simple. Fear is at the core. Lint Head Jul 2017 #20

Um... Lordquinton Jul 2017 #21

That's pretty good Brainstormy Jul 2017 #31

Did I miss this? Did anyone say miracles? Defying nature with some mystifying happenings rurallib Jul 2017 #22

I've included a section on Miracles and Magic Brainstormy Jul 2017 #27

You don't write a holy text... uriel1972 Jul 2017 #23

One idea... NeoGreen Jul 2017 #24

Thanks Brainstormy Jul 2017 #25

Wandering a desert for forty years Glamrock Jul 2017 #26

1. A divine authority. 2. A principle that must be obeyed. 3. People who refuse the principle. DetlefK Jul 2017 #28

Be sure to include many inconsistencies and contradictions in your holy book True Dough Jul 2017 #29

Thanks! Brainstormy Jul 2017 #30