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Atheists & Agnostics

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14. I haven't achieved levitation, but I am twice as absorbant in water -- not holy water, of course.

Sat Jul 9, 2016, 03:04 AM

Jul 2016

I'm also hypoallergenic. It turns out that being in league with the dark forces makes you the demonic equivalent of a labradoodle.

Go figure!

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Bad news everybody. I just found out I'm possessed by a demon. [View all] DetlefK Jul 2016 OP

LMFAO trotsky Jul 2016 #1

What qualifies as "unusually venomous"? progressoid Jul 2016 #2

Good question. DetlefK Jul 2016 #4

Well, based on my DU reading... onager Jul 2016 #9

I ALWAYS suspected Superman as being possessed packman Jul 2016 #3

Well he is alien, so that explains it edhopper Jul 2016 #5

I saw it in the Exorcist.. mountain grammy Jul 2016 #6

I thought speaking in foreign languages they never learned rurallib Jul 2016 #7

Oh it's easy.... uriel1972 Jul 2016 #8

These things happen to me all the time! JNelson6563 Jul 2016 #10

Recently watched "Ava's Possessions" marginlized Jul 2016 #11

5) Pea soup AlbertCat Jul 2016 #12