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Atheists & Agnostics

trotsky

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1. LMFAO

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Jul 1, 2016, 08:37 AM

Jul 2016

Now remember, it's really just a tiny minority of believers who actually believe in stuff like that. Despite being the official position of the largest single Christian sect on the planet.

Dammit though, having that power of levitation would be nice. Why can't I be possessed?

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Bad news everybody. I just found out I'm possessed by a demon. [View all] DetlefK Jul 2016 OP

LMFAO trotsky Jul 2016 #1

What qualifies as "unusually venomous"? progressoid Jul 2016 #2

Good question. DetlefK Jul 2016 #4

Well, based on my DU reading... onager Jul 2016 #9

I ALWAYS suspected Superman as being possessed packman Jul 2016 #3

Well he is alien, so that explains it edhopper Jul 2016 #5

I saw it in the Exorcist.. mountain grammy Jul 2016 #6

I thought speaking in foreign languages they never learned rurallib Jul 2016 #7

Oh it's easy.... uriel1972 Jul 2016 #8

speaking in foreign languages they never learned was a sign the Holy Spirit AlbertCat Jul 2016 #13

These things happen to me all the time! JNelson6563 Jul 2016 #10

Recently watched "Ava's Possessions" marginlized Jul 2016 #11

5) Pea soup AlbertCat Jul 2016 #12

I haven't achieved levitation, but I am twice as absorbant in water -- not holy water, of course. Freelancer Jul 2016 #14

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