God Refuses To Grant Any More Transcendent Near-Death Experiences To People Who Crash Snowmobiles

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3. Atheist Amen to that.

I've only been back here in the South a few months and fatal ATV incidents turn up in the local papers pretty often. A couple of them have happened to people my family knows.

The most recent happened about a week ago. Elderly-ish woman's ATV rolled over and pinned her underneath it. She couldn't reach her cellphone. Fortunately her sister called the cellphone, and the woman was able to punch the "Answer" button, I guess, and yell for help. She's still in the hospital.

Few months ago, a relative's retired boss took an ATV into the woods behind his house, as he had done many times before. But this time, he hit a pothole or something and went head-first into a tree. Sadly he died before anyone could send for help. His wife found him.