Anyone who's heard God voice should seek help.

[Warpy]

6. Personal messages from god used to be your ticket into the state loony bin

Now that we've destroyed state mental health facilities, we elect them to high office.

Then the people who voted for them are surprised when the country falls apart and keeps blaming the people who ran it successfully until they went out of power in 1969. You'd think nearly 50 years of conservative fuckups would tell them something, but no, they believe in fuckups almost as much as they believe in sky daddy.