Atheists & Agnostics

Gore1FL

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18. Moses and Jesus were walking along...

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 05:55 PM

Dec 2015

As They walked they came across a lake.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "hang on for a second, Lord, I want to see if I still have it."
He then turned to the Lake raised his staff and the water parted. He lowered his staff and bragged "Yep, still got it."

Jesus, not to be outdone, said "step aside" and push Moses out of his way as the crucified and risen savior headed towards the water. As he began to walk on it, he found himself in water to his ankles, knees, chest... Soon he was submerged completely.

Thinking quickly, Moses parted the water and saved Jesus from a second death. After Jesus was safely on the shore, Moses reminded him, "Lord, you have holes in your feet now."

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Then Gestas pipes up... NeoGreen Dec 2015 #1

That whole movie! progressoid Dec 2015 #6

One of my favorites... bvf Dec 2015 #2

Yes, I know that one. mr blur Dec 2015 #3

Most of mine are Alertable, too. onager Dec 2015 #4

Haha! Shadowflash Dec 2015 #5

made me laugh out loud on the train tk2kewl Dec 2015 #9

Jesus Christ walks into an inn. progressoid Dec 2015 #7

Southern joke... onager Dec 2015 #8

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You are in the right forum for this. edhopper Dec 2015 #11

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Moses and Jesus were walking along... Gore1FL Dec 2015 #18

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