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[onager]

8. Southern joke...

And one I've told in here before, so old-timers will be eye-rolling. But for our newer victims...

In a dim, smoky honky-tonk somewhere in Georgia, a blind man, a one-armed man and a redneck are having a beer.

The one-armed man peers toward the other end of the bar, which is barely visible. "I'll be damned! That looks like Jesus Christ sitting down there. I...uh...it IS Jesus! He looks just like he did in the Sunday School books! Bartender! Give my buddy Jesus a beer on me."

Bartender serves the bearded, long-haired guy his free beer. The guy slowly rises from his bar stool, walks to the one-armed man, and gently touches his shoulder.

"Look! My arm growed back!"

The blind man quickly tells the bartender to give Jesus a beer on him. The bartender does. Jesus gently touches the man's eyes.

"I'm healed! I can SEE! It's a miracle."

Jesus turns toward the redneck. Who says: "Don't you touch me, you son-of-a-bitch. I'm collecting Disability."