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Atheists & Agnostics

Freelancer

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7. Thinking of founding a religion based upon David Blaine. Who's in?

Reply to onager (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 19, 2015, 12:24 PM

Dec 2015

Connecting keyboard with facetious keys -- pairing... pairing... connected -- Okay.

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Here's the idea: We claim that David Blaine is only pretending to do magic tricks, but is actually doing miracles concealed as magic tricks. He is actually Jesus, and has been kicking around the world, pretending to age and die -- like "Highlander" -- for around 2045 years. Unlimited tax-free cash potential!

Can I get an amen?!!

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Religious types are using the Star Wars release to proselytize [View all] Freelancer Dec 2015 OP

I found the goofy bank notes. onager Dec 2015 #1

That's it. You found it. Thanks for passing on the link -- nt Freelancer Dec 2015 #2

LMAO! beam me up scottie Dec 2015 #3

You found the source! onager Dec 2015 #4

Thinking of founding a religion based upon David Blaine. Who's in? Freelancer Dec 2015 #7

It's terrible the way edhopper Dec 2015 #5

Proselytizing would totally turn me from atheist to believer. DetlefK Dec 2015 #6