Religious types are using the Star Wars release to proselytize

[Freelancer]

I was handed a bank note sized bill last night on the way in to see the Star Wars movie. It was dark outside and I could only see that, on the front, it had Leia's face and a $1.000.000 denomination in the corner. When I got to where there was more light, it was plain that it was a troll from the "Living Waters" church -- typical "do you know where you're going when you die" boilerplate. It really annoyed me -- that combined with the $7.00 they charged me for a soda. But, by the time I got seated, and the assistant theater manager had come out, asking us to silence our cell phones and deactivate our light sabers (pretty cute), and the 20th preview trailer had played, balance had been restored.

I enjoyed it immensely.

BTW, I left the bill in the drink cup in the theater seat armrest. Maybe someone on the cleanup crew took it as a sign.

[onager]

1. I found the goofy bank notes.

Looks like they did them for the whole cast - Leia, Han Solo, etc. Weirdly enough, I could only find them on an Australian evangelizing web site. For sale, naturally:

https://evangelism.com.au/store/p/force-awakened-million-dollar-bill/

I'm puzzled about this whole approach. I know Xianity, at least in the US, often tries to attach itself like a parasite to pop culture phenomena in hopes of nabbing a few more suckers. But I don't see any obvious connection between Star Wars and damnation.

OK, maybe I do. I'd be tempted to hand the bill right back to the con artist and say something like:

"Thanks, don't need it. I already know Jesus and Star Wars are both just myths. But at least George Lucas doesn't demand 10 per cent of my income forever to watch his movies. Or threaten to burn me eternally in hellfire for saying I want to drop-kick an Ewok into the next universe."

ETA: after reading the back of the bank note, they were instantly familiar. "Here is the million-dollar question..." Used to see these as a kid in the Deep South, without the movie tie-in. They were usually passed out by people working for hucksters like Oral Roberts, Garner Ted Armstrong, etc.

[Freelancer]

2. That's it. You found it. Thanks for passing on the link -- nt

[beam me up scottie]

3. LMAO!

Force Awakened Collectible


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http://store.livingwaters.com/force-awakened-collectible.html

They don't have any reviews yet, any of our resident heathens want to help them out?:

http://store.livingwaters.com/force-awakened-collectible.html#product_tabs_review_tabbed

[onager]

4. You found the source!

Why didn't that come up for me? WHY IS GOOGLE PERSECUTING ME!? GET MY LAWYER! W-A-A-H...

OK, I'm better now. Finished the pot of coffee and had my own experience with Living Waters. Though I doubt I can turn it into a Marketing Opportunity.

Anyway, I'm afraid I have to launch into one of my long and pointless tirades. Because I've been seeing this claim all my life and it really annoys me:

Three days after His death...Jesus rose from the dead...

Only true if you're using some weird version of Creationist Math. But let's take the Xian account at face value and see what we get:

Friday: Jesus arrested, arraigned before Pilate. Sent to Herod for interrogation, then BACK to Pilate again for trial. All that back-and-forth must have taken nearly all day. So...

Late Friday afternoon/early evening: Jesus crucified. Sky goes black over the entire world, massive earthquake hits Jerusalem. Though nobody else in the entire world finds those things important enough to mention. Jesus probably entombed sometime around dusk or after dark.

Saturday: all quiet on the Tomb front. Ancestors of Living Waters vendors may have been selling T-shirts around Mt. Calvary.

Sunday around dawn: Jesus' tomb found empty. When and by whom depends on which one of the totally different yet absolutely accurate and consistent Bible accounts you choose to believe.

So even according to the Bible, Jesus' dirt nap didn't last 3 days. Only 1 full day and change. From sometime Friday evening to dawn on Sunday.

These people can't even count from 1 to 3, and I'm supposed to believe they've figured out the secrets of the Universe?

[Freelancer]

7. Thinking of founding a religion based upon David Blaine. Who's in?

Connecting keyboard with facetious keys -- pairing... pairing... connected -- Okay.

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Here's the idea: We claim that David Blaine is only pretending to do magic tricks, but is actually doing miracles concealed as magic tricks. He is actually Jesus, and has been kicking around the world, pretending to age and die -- like "Highlander" -- for around 2045 years. Unlimited tax-free cash potential!

Can I get an amen?!!

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Disconnecting facetious keyboard now...

[edhopper]

5. It's terrible the way

we atheists force our beliefs on people.

[DetlefK]

6. Proselytizing would totally turn me from atheist to believer.

If they could perform some miracle or magical trick right then and there (you know, like this Jedi-stuff), and if there were absolutely no alternative explanation (religious or scientific) statistically possible for what I had just witnessed first-hand, I would totally believe what they are trying to sell me.