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AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
6. Crackers turning into Jesus meat
Tue Nov 10, 2015, 06:18 PM
Nov 2015

Gawd....I hope it doesn't turn into his liver or pancreas. I hate organs! (My father was a surgeon, and he had a rule: "NO ORGANS AT THE TABLE." Never gagged on liver until high school!) What if it's holy prairie oysters!

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Kind of looks like Ben Carson's Jesus. mountain grammy Nov 2015 #1
Based on the Ancient Greek Rite of Eleusis and the Eleusinian Mysteries. Nitram Nov 2015 #2
Doctrine of the RCC is pretty clear on this. bvf Nov 2015 #3
Yabbut those Scientologists and their spaceships -- now that's wacky! Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #4
Shudder-inducing, yes. bvf Nov 2015 #5
Crackers turning into Jesus meat AlbertCat Nov 2015 #6
Cannabalism? sakabatou Nov 2015 #9
Yep. bvf Nov 2015 #10
I love Sinfest sakabatou Nov 2015 #7
Me too! Lordquinton Nov 2015 #8
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