Jesus Christ: "This is my body." (toon)

[DetlefK]

http://www.sinfest.net/

[mountain grammy]

1. Kind of looks like Ben Carson's Jesus.

[Nitram]

2. Based on the Ancient Greek Rite of Eleusis and the Eleusinian Mysteries.

Basically the idea that "we are all one."

[bvf]

3. Doctrine of the RCC is pretty clear on this.

Yes, that's really flesh you're eating at communion. It's not a lame metaphor. You're supposed to believe that, literally.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Yabbut those Scientologists and their spaceships -- now that's wacky!

Crackers turning into Jesus meat -- well, that's totally legit.

[bvf]

5. Shudder-inducing, yes.

Give me cannibalism over space travel any time.

Meant to mention to Detlef earlier:

Thanks! Really unsettling.

[AlbertCat]

6. Crackers turning into Jesus meat

Gawd....I hope it doesn't turn into his liver or pancreas. I hate organs! (My father was a surgeon, and he had a rule: "NO ORGANS AT THE TABLE." Never gagged on liver until high school!) What if it's holy prairie oysters!

[sakabatou]

9. Cannabalism?

[bvf]

10. Yep.

The church doesn't call it that, but it does in fact insist that you're dining on human flesh with every trip to the communion rail. The Vatican says so, in no uncertain terms.

[sakabatou]

7. I love Sinfest

[Lordquinton]

8. Me too!

Haven't seen it in ages, almost didn't recognize it.