The Christian Message

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10. He's one-third of God...

...so I never understood the "great sacrifice" bit, either. WHAT great sacrifice? "OK, I'll be in pain for a little while...oh wait, probably not, since I'm the son of a Deity and one-third of the same Deity. Along with that slacker the Holy Ghost, who never seems to do anything..." Etc. Etc.

And as LQ says, he didn't even stay dead.

On that topic, as a former SoB (Southern Baptist), I grew up hearing the standard sales pitch: "Only ONE person has ever come back from the dead...!!!"

Well, that's a lie, according to the damn Buy-bull itself. In fact, by the time Jesus temporarily went Tango-Uniform, resurrection of the dead must have been fairly common in Judea.

Since according to the Buy-bull, Jesus himself had resurrected 3 people: Lazarus, the young daughter of a Roman centurion, and a widow's only son.

Not only that...according to Matthew, on the day of the crucifixion, the dead left their tombs and wandered around Jerusalem yakking with the living. WTF? The streets are cluttered with zombies but outside the Buy-bull...NOBODY THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH MENTIONING?

Jerusalem was a religious/government center housing a lot of literate people for the time, including Roman civil servants. Yet nobody wrote down a word about all those ambulatory corpses. Amazing. If you're looking for a miracle, IMO that beats the hell out of curing lepers or killing pigs with instant demonic possession.