"nothing beats the Bible" Donald Trump

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6. The gotcha question

Back in third grade or so, we had a priest come in once a week at our Catholic school, and chat with us. One day he sprang a pop quiz on us. He told us to list on a piece of paper as many of the books of the Bible that we could. You know, Genesis, Revelation, John, Corinthians, and everyone's favorite, Deuteronomy. I think everyone's page was blank. At that time, I didn't even understand the question, and I was not alone.

This bothered the priest to no end. He went near ballistic. He had to be quieted down by the nuns and led away. No kidding. He never chatted with us again.

I think we should spring this pop quiz on all the candidates, including Hillary. I would bet that Trump couldn't even name one.