"nothing beats the Bible" Donald Trump

[RussBLib]

Well, either the Donald isn't as smart as he's made out to be, or he's just a panderer like the rest of the political class.

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I'm sure if we tried, we could come up with lots of examples where Trump acts in opposition to the Bible, but I'm not going to bother. Now that Trump has declared his love for the Babble, I'm sure he thinks he's going a long way to sewing up the evangelical vote.

[RussBLib]

1. BTW, can any of you view that video snip?

My computer is acting up and not showing the clip, but I think it's there.

[trotsky]

2. Yep I can see it.

And we already know what the response is anytime someone who likes some stuff in the bible is shown stuff that they don't like: "Well, that part isn't to be taken literally / is for a different time and place / etc."

[progressoid]

3. That's panderific!

[mr blur]

4. He doesn't read the Bible!

The dickhead.

Ms Clinton says it's her favourite book. Perhaps Trump and Hilary should have a debate to prove which of them loves the Bible most.

[RussBLib]

5. I smell a Pay-Per-View special!

only $39.95!

See the conservative Presbyterians battle the liberal Methodists! To the death of ALL their brain cells!

[Cartoonist]

6. The gotcha question

Back in third grade or so, we had a priest come in once a week at our Catholic school, and chat with us. One day he sprang a pop quiz on us. He told us to list on a piece of paper as many of the books of the Bible that we could. You know, Genesis, Revelation, John, Corinthians, and everyone's favorite, Deuteronomy. I think everyone's page was blank. At that time, I didn't even understand the question, and I was not alone.

This bothered the priest to no end. He went near ballistic. He had to be quieted down by the nuns and led away. No kidding. He never chatted with us again.

I think we should spring this pop quiz on all the candidates, including Hillary. I would bet that Trump couldn't even name one.

[mr blur]

7. ^^This^^ (nt)

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. "Pauls 1st letter to the Capitalists" n/t

[NeoGreen]

10. Oohh...I like the potential for humor here...

...we should expand on this...


The Book of Hypocrisy, Chapter 6, Verses 2 to 4....

An he spake saying, thou shall notist wear thy hair in big poofy bunches...

[DetlefK]

9. Genesis, the Book Moses, the New Testament...

[Arugula Latte]

13. I know them all:

1. Jesus Christ and the Philosopher's Stone
2. Jesus Christ and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Jesus Christ and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Jesus Christ and the Goblet of Fire
5. Jesus Christ and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Jesus Christ and the Half-Blood Prince
7. Jesus Christ and the Deathly Hallows

[Lordquinton]

14. Thread winner right here

[Arugula Latte]

16. ...

[awoke_in_2003]

17. Jesus Christ:

Return of the Walking Dead.

[Lordquinton]

15. From some childhood experience I memorized the names of the books of the new testament

Of all the useless knowledge that still sticks around. It gets a little fuzzy at the nd, and I don't think I could spell Gallations properly, but just naming them is a trick I could do.

[onager]

11. Iowa = Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly

n/t

[LostOne4Ever]

12. Obviously Trump hasn't read just about any book ever written.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal] Whether you are talking history, morality, or simple story telling, just about every single book ever written is better than the bible.[/font]

[awoke_in_2003]

18. Closing Time by Joseph Heller

A book I seriously considered burning, was better fiction than the bible. How could someone who wrote such a great book (Catch22) write such a turd.