'I'm offended' is not an argument

[Yorktown]

10. I usually answer that I am offended by religious beliefs (hell/paradise notably)

You (hypothetical believer) sign up to an ideology which mandates I should burn in hell for etrenity (which, as we all know, is a long period of time, especially as it drags near the end) for not accepting a/ to be saved by baby Jeezus, or b/ to declare there is only one dog and that muhamad is its prophet?

And to the answer, it's not me, it's dog's decree, I recommend this follow-up: if dog is good, why would he condemn folks to an eternity of fire and brimstone just for not believing in it?

Luckily, we here will be saved as we all believe in the one and only true God: the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster (peace and parmesan be upon it always)