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13. Off-topic BMUS - how is...

...the critter situation in your part of TN right now? Because southeast of you, where I'm sitting. it's pretty weird.

Snakes are coming out in droves, esp. the damn copperheads. That's fairly normal for spring but this year there just seem to be a lot more. Several people have been bitten recently at state parks etc., including a 10-yr-old girl. Happily, nobody has died yet from a bite.

Then we have the bears. Who at least have not killed any kids for mocking a bald-headed prophet. But 2 black bears have been hit and killed on local highways in the past few days.

A few days ago, a black bear went wandering around a local university campus. He ended up in the back yard of the university President's house. The Bear Cops just kept an eye on him, and eventually he ran off into the woods. And is still at large, AFAIK.

The experts say these are all young male black bears, pushed out of the family by Mom to fend for themselves. So I guess we can blame the Ursine Matriarchy, or something.