Muslim Cleric: Masturbate, Guys, And Your Hands Get Pregnant In The Afterlife

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Well, this is some of the most Sophisticated Theology I ever read. In the Comments, someone asked the obvious question: What happens to masturbating women in the Afterlife? Maybe their hands are permanently glued to a TV remote-control that will not move off of "19 Kids & Counting."

A Muslim televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden in Islam...
“One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said during his program on private television station 2000 TV...

According to The Hurriyet Daily News, a news source for Turkey and the region, the Quran does not make a clear reference to masturbation “and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable.”

Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mercilessly mocked on social media after newspapers published his TV “fatwa.”

http://nypost.com/2015/05/26/televangelist-warns-men-who-masturbate-your-hands-will-be-pregnant-in-afterlife/