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Mariana

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18. Christ very clearly instructed his followers not to do that.
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 02:52 PM
Apr 2015

They're not supposed to praying publicly to show everyone how righteous they are. That's what the book says. I also get the impression that he wouldn't approve when they go about telling everyone about their prayers, either, since that's pretty much the same thing.

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This is a little crude, but... LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #1
My father's favorite line. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #17
If there was a god, Mr.Bill Apr 2015 #2
Those are all good bvf Apr 2015 #3
I just choose to remain silent. Cartoonist Apr 2015 #4
I prefer the german Lordquinton Apr 2015 #13
Growing up, I was taught to say that sammythecat Jun 2015 #28
Somewhat on-topic... onager Apr 2015 #5
I love that! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #7
Crossing themselves nil desperandum Apr 2015 #15
LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20
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Well you must be interpreting it wrong. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #19
Third one. Hoppy Apr 2015 #6
Old Yahweh's powers are vastly diminished. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #29
Pray for atheism Major Nikon Apr 2015 #8
I like to say "Thank god I'm an atheist." Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 #9
I like to say, "Thank dog I'm an atheist" Major Nikon Apr 2015 #10
I used to tell people I was a devout agnostic, SusanCalvin Jun 2015 #24
Not one liners but I'm reminded of a couple... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11
Slacktivism never appealed to me. Warpy Apr 2015 #12
"And what do you think that will accomplish, exactly?" Ron Obvious Apr 2015 #14
In some cases I've asked people, "So why did god cause X in the first place?" Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #16
"Whoa, God clearly wanted this to happen! Are you second-guessing God?" DetlefK Jun 2015 #25
This goes beyond one-liners, but... Gore1FL Apr 2015 #21
Do you know the difference between people that pray in a church and people that pray in a casino, yortsed snacilbuper May 2015 #22
Thanks for that. I had to save that one! ScottLand Jun 2015 #23
"So are you telling god how to do his job?" is a bit 'in your face'.. Yorktown Jun 2015 #26
"Go for it. I'll do something real instead." Iggo Jun 2015 #27
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