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Atheists & Agnostics

Hoppy

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6. Third one.

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Sun Apr 26, 2015, 10:44 PM

Apr 2015

Since he knows everything, he knows what you want to have happen. Therefore, you don't need to waste your time praying.

B.T.W., since nothing happens without His doing, we can all agree that He caused the earthquake in Nepal. In fact, he caused every earthquake and the volcano eruption in Chile.

So why are people praying for him to undo the results of his work?

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One-liner responses to "Pray for..." [View all] Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 OP

This is a little crude, but... LostOne4Ever Apr 2015 #1

My father's favorite line. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #17

If there was a god, Mr.Bill Apr 2015 #2

Those are all good bvf Apr 2015 #3

I just choose to remain silent. Cartoonist Apr 2015 #4

I prefer the german Lordquinton Apr 2015 #13

Growing up, I was taught to say that sammythecat Jun 2015 #28

Somewhat on-topic... onager Apr 2015 #5

I love that! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #7

Crossing themselves nil desperandum Apr 2015 #15

LMAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #20

Christ very clearly instructed his followers not to do that. Mariana Apr 2015 #18

Well you must be interpreting it wrong. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #19

Third one. Hoppy Apr 2015 #6

Old Yahweh's powers are vastly diminished. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #29

Pray for atheism Major Nikon Apr 2015 #8

I like to say "Thank god I'm an atheist." Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 #9

I like to say, "Thank dog I'm an atheist" Major Nikon Apr 2015 #10

I used to tell people I was a devout agnostic, SusanCalvin Jun 2015 #24

Not one liners but I'm reminded of a couple... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11

Slacktivism never appealed to me. Warpy Apr 2015 #12

"And what do you think that will accomplish, exactly?" Ron Obvious Apr 2015 #14

In some cases I've asked people, "So why did god cause X in the first place?" Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #16

"Whoa, God clearly wanted this to happen! Are you second-guessing God?" DetlefK Jun 2015 #25

This goes beyond one-liners, but... Gore1FL Apr 2015 #21

Do you know the difference between people that pray in a church and people that pray in a casino, yortsed snacilbuper May 2015 #22

Thanks for that. I had to save that one! ScottLand Jun 2015 #23

"So are you telling god how to do his job?" is a bit 'in your face'.. Yorktown Jun 2015 #26

"Go for it. I'll do something real instead." Iggo Jun 2015 #27