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jmowreader

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7. Ghosts in the White House is about the deceased presidents who visit him

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 08:30 PM

Apr 2020

There’s a bunch of ways to tell it, but always at the end Trump asks the ghost of Abraham Lincoln how to become an immortal president, and Lincoln tells him to go see a play.

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Do you have a favorite Trump joke? [View all] red dog 1 Apr 2020 OP

melania was a "model" lol, that always gets me ROFL nt msongs Apr 2020 #1

She can use 5 different languages to say... MarianJack Apr 2020 #3

What is ghosts in the White House? MarianJack Apr 2020 #2

Trump, Angela Merkel and a little boy are on a plane. The plane has applegrove Apr 2020 #4

What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #5

lol nt msongs Apr 2020 #12

Good one! red dog 1 Apr 2020 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author Atticus Apr 2020 #6

Ghosts in the White House is about the deceased presidents who visit him jmowreader Apr 2020 #7

Well, I guess I won't tell that joke now. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #15

Donald Jr and Eric. LakeArenal Apr 2020 #8

You win 😊 Tribetime Apr 2020 #10

Trump got crushed by a 2000 pound piano Tribetime Apr 2020 #9

"What do you do for a living?" The young lady was asked jmowreader Apr 2020 #11

Breaking news! Triple crown winner, Justify, will not accept Donald Trump's invitation to be Karadeniz Apr 2020 #13

Yep, that one's in the top tier! Martin Eden Apr 2020 #26

Why won't the Republicans ever impeach Trump? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #16

What happens when Trump takes Viagra? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #17

What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #18

Wanna' hear a racist joke? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #19

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a horse's ass? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #20

It's understandable that Donald Trump doesn't like immigrants, red dog 1 Apr 2020 #21

What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #22

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #23

Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #24

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Martin Eden Apr 2020 #25

What's the difference between Trump and a sewage treatment plant? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #27

Donald Trump is the weak man's version of a strong man. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #28

Donald Trump likes to sue people. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #29

Why are Trump's ties so long? red dog 1 May 2020 #30

What is orange, bald, and smells like poo? red dog 1 May 2020 #31

What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? red dog 1 May 2020 #32

On the Coronavirus red dog 1 May 2020 #33

You know why Trump loves holding his hate rallies? red dog 1 May 2020 #34

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? red dog 1 May 2020 #35

Why did Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? red dog 1 May 2020 #36

Trump is a multi-faceted guy! red dog 1 May 2020 #37

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? red dog 1 May 2020 #38

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm? red dog 1 May 2020 #39

TRUMP 2020 red dog 1 May 2020 #40

Trump was once asked if he was excited about Black Friday. red dog 1 May 2020 #41

Not my favorite Trump joke, but red dog 1 May 2020 #42

Trump got a draft deferment for bone spurs and Inner-Rectum Cranial Inversion, red dog 1 May 2020 #43

Trump is going too far! red dog 1 May 2020 #44

"Say, here's an idea! red dog 1 May 2020 #45

I'm waiting to see if anyone chooses to post "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 May 2020 #46

John Fugelsang quote on Trump: red dog 1 May 2020 #47

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a turkey? red dog 1 May 2020 #48

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a steamy pile of fresh dog shit? red dog 1 May 2020 #49

Donald Trump has all the charm of a turd that won't flush! red dog 1 May 2020 #50

From now on, all Christians who support Donald Trump will be known as Bible Trumpers. red dog 1 Jun 2020 #51

Not a joke per se, but... Gamutman Jun 2020 #52

That's terrific! Thanks so much for sharing! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2020 #53

My favorite Trump joke is called "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 Jun 2020 #54

"Bunker Boy" suggested that injecting bleach into the body might cure Coronavirus, red dog 1 Jun 2020 #55

Parade ProcureTheReceptacle Jul 2020 #56

Comrade Comarade JustFiveMoreMinutes Jul 2020 #57

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baboon's ass? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #58

Q) What does Trump have beside money? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #59

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #60

Donald Trump is so dumb, the other day he fell UP a flight of stairs! red dog 1 Jul 2020 #61

Spanky is so dumb, he thought Ertha Kitt was a set of graden tools. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #62

Trump is so dumb he thinks an innuendo is a suppository. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #63

Trump is so dumb, he once called a cigar store to ask: "Do you have Prince Al Hirt in a can?" red dog 1 Jul 2020 #64

Trump is so dumb he thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #65

Trump is so dumb he installed a peephole in a glass door. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #66