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9. I called for a vet appointment for one of the dogs last week

Sun Aug 2, 2020, 05:50 PM

Aug 2020

I said, he's running a temperature. The assistant asked, where did you take it?

I almost said--the kitchen. But relented and said--in his butt.

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You know how doctors usually knock on the examining room door before entering? [View all] trof Aug 2020 OP

Good one, my dear trof! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2020 #1

Giggle-Giggle. nt 42bambi Aug 2020 #2

Funny underpants Aug 2020 #3

Ha! No... trof Aug 2020 #6

One of those exchanges you hear and never forget underpants Aug 2020 #12

I love it ,:-) CentralMass Aug 2020 #4

person man woman camera tv trof Aug 2020 #8

LOL! THey are always like blue tree angel sweet and dildo or something. CurtEastPoint Aug 2020 #10

I'd respond with ... Laelth Aug 2020 #7

I called for a vet appointment for one of the dogs last week Bayard Aug 2020 #9

My DH, always the comedian, has some zingers. procon Aug 2020 #11

say come in ! dweller Aug 2020 #13

I get the same medical history form every visit, for 10 or more years now. nocoincidences Aug 2020 #14

I'm gonna use that. trof Aug 2020 #15

I had to be ambulanced to the ER today Martin Eden Aug 2020 #16