You know how doctors usually knock on the examining room door before entering?

[trof]

As a courtesy?
Next time say "Who is it?"
I cracked up my dermatologist yesterday.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Good one, my dear trof!

[42bambi]

2. Giggle-Giggle. nt

[underpants]

3. Funny

Did this doctor happen to discuss Demon sex dreams and possible repercussions with you?

[trof]

6. Ha! No...

I learned about spodumene , an ore from which lithium is extracted.
He's looking at ways to invest in lithium.

[underpants]

12. One of those exchanges you hear and never forget

Person: I can’t believe Kurt Cobain killed himself. He just seemed to be on top of the world
My best friend Mike: He f’ing wrote a song about lithium.

[CentralMass]

4. I love it ,:-)

[CurtEastPoint]

5. On the verbal question or on the Medicare questionnaire: "How is your hearing?" I always go, 'Huh?'

[trof]

8. person man woman camera tv

[CurtEastPoint]

10. LOL! THey are always like blue tree angel sweet and dildo or something.

[Laelth]

7. I'd respond with ...

“It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”

I am definitely dating myself with that one.



-Laelth

[Bayard]

9. I called for a vet appointment for one of the dogs last week

I said, he's running a temperature. The assistant asked, where did you take it?

I almost said--the kitchen. But relented and said--in his butt.

[procon]

11. My DH, always the comedian, has some zingers.

We already gave at the office.

No solicitors!

Sorry, we're closed.

Password?

I am not the droid you're looking for.

[dweller]

13. say come in !

and hide behind the door 😆

✌🏼

[nocoincidences]

14. I get the same medical history form every visit, for 10 or more years now.

The have some general question about my relatives, and for years I've put the same answer.

Still dead.

[trof]

15. I'm gonna use that.

[Martin Eden]

16. I had to be ambulanced to the ER today

I badly dislocated my left ankle in a senior softball tournament (I'll be 63 next month). One of the nurses said "You really did a good job on your ankle."

She had an accent I misidentified at first, and I said "You British have an odd definition of the word 'good'."

She replied I"m not British, but I'll let you work it out."

It then dawned on me she was an Aussie, so my retort was "OK then, I did a fair dinkum job on my ankle."

She got a big kick out of that.