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FormerOstrich

(2,904 posts)
13. I love this!
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 11:03 AM
Jul 5

I don't remember what was going on in our lives, at the time, but my sweetie and I hadn't had dinner together for some time.

He says to me... "Isn't this great? We are going to have a romantic dinner together!"

I say..."Yes, it is!"

He opens the paper and says to me....."You want the front page or valley and state (section of the paper)?"

I say..."valley and state, please"



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Has the romance gone out of the marriage? The erotica has been tamed. Norrrm Jul 5 #1
That's what a romantic conversation sounds like... LuckyCharms Jul 5 #2
*snort* ha! Monsieur_Grumpe Jul 5 #3
Thanks for providing a new perspective for about half of us, LuckyCharms. Bumbles Jul 5 #4
Just don't sit on someone else's nuts. 2MuchNoise Jul 5 #7
I got in trouble at work once. LuckyCharms Jul 5 #14
Prayer. Tetrachloride Jul 5 #5
A truly profound conversation, LC. Thank you for sharing. I will niyad Jul 5 #6
OK, I LOL'd at that! Ocelot II Jul 5 #8
You gotta be married a long time to have such a profound conversation! Nt Trueblue Texan Jul 5 #9
It does happen occasionally but never brought it up with anyone chicoescuela Jul 5 #10
I was just thinking yesterday, after taking an inventory of my aches and pains, 70sEraVet Jul 5 #11
That's what Hanes briefs are for, imho! SidneyR Jul 5 #12
I love this! FormerOstrich Jul 5 #13
Sounds very romantic! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #19
This thread reminded me of one of my favorite "dirty" jokes... 3catwoman3 Jul 5 #15
. LuckyCharms Jul 5 #16
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation there.... Escape Jul 5 #17
Excellent! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #18
Hahahahahahahaha! Not often that i actuslly KPN Jul 5 #20
Mrs. L.C. must have an awesome sense of humor FakeNoose Jul 5 #21
Hahahaha *snort, snort * Niagara Jul 5 #22
You know... LuckyCharms Jul 5 #23
Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things Niagara Jul 5 #25
LMAO! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #26
Lol! Niagara Jul 5 #28
That reminds me MIButterfly Jul 5 #29
Thank you! I rarely laugh these days. question everything Jul 5 #24
OMG. That's way too 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 funny. Srkdqltr Jul 5 #27
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