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LogDog75

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9. Well, ...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 04:10 PM

13 hrs ago

since Santa is fat (lets be honest, he's overweight) I'd tempt him with a big, fat, juicy hamburger and tell him he can have hit if he can get himself out of the chimney.

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Something to Ponder. If Santa got stuck coming down your chimney , how would get him out, Based on an Art Project I did [View all] debm55 17 hrs ago OP

Tell him ICE just pulled up. marble falls 17 hrs ago #1

HAHAHAHH. Thank you marble falls. debm55 16 hrs ago #3

Give him a shot of Ozempic Endlessmike56 16 hrs ago #2

HAHAHHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Endlessmike. Very funny. debm55 16 hrs ago #4

Well, I'd guess it would involve quite the effort AND there'd be a nationwide shortage of KY-Lube afterwards... hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #5

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH, Thank you hlthe2b. debm55 16 hrs ago #6

Like Rabbit in his home in the hundred acre wood Alpeduez21 15 hrs ago #7

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAh. Thank you very much, Alpeduez21 debm55 15 hrs ago #8

Well, ... LogDog75 13 hrs ago #9

pam. then lasso him by the legs and pull. AllaN01Bear 12 hrs ago #10

Creosote remover might do it. Emile 11 hrs ago #11