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debm55

(54,834 posts)
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 12:10 PM 14 hrs ago

Something to Ponder. If Santa got stuck coming down your chimney , how would get him out, Based on an Art Project I did

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Something to Ponder. If Santa got stuck coming down your chimney , how would get him out, Based on an Art Project I did (Original Post) debm55 14 hrs ago OP
Tell him ICE just pulled up. marble falls 14 hrs ago #1
HAHAHAHH. Thank you marble falls. debm55 13 hrs ago #3
Give him a shot of Ozempic Endlessmike56 14 hrs ago #2
HAHAHHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Endlessmike. Very funny. debm55 13 hrs ago #4
Well, I'd guess it would involve quite the effort AND there'd be a nationwide shortage of KY-Lube afterwards... hlthe2b 13 hrs ago #5
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH, Thank you hlthe2b. debm55 13 hrs ago #6
Like Rabbit in his home in the hundred acre wood Alpeduez21 12 hrs ago #7
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAh. Thank you very much, Alpeduez21 debm55 12 hrs ago #8
Well, ... LogDog75 10 hrs ago #9
pam. then lasso him by the legs and pull. AllaN01Bear 10 hrs ago #10
Creosote remover might do it. Emile 8 hrs ago #11

hlthe2b

(112,597 posts)
5. Well, I'd guess it would involve quite the effort AND there'd be a nationwide shortage of KY-Lube afterwards...
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 12:23 PM
13 hrs ago

Alpeduez21

(2,005 posts)
7. Like Rabbit in his home in the hundred acre wood
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 01:24 PM
12 hrs ago

I’d draw a picture on his butt while waiting for the inevitable weight loss

LogDog75

(1,053 posts)
9. Well, ...
Sat Dec 20, 2025, 04:10 PM
10 hrs ago

since Santa is fat (lets be honest, he's overweight) I'd tempt him with a big, fat, juicy hamburger and tell him he can have hit if he can get himself out of the chimney.

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