OMFG NO, the WORST CHRISTMAS NEWS EVER! Kash Patel "likely out soon" at FBI. NOT MY SWEET, SWEET KASH! NO!

[Miles Archer]

Dan Bongino is a different matter. He always seemed happier playing at his tire swing at the zoo, as tourists threw him peanuts and bananas. He'd swing and swing and swing and just seemed so happy. Sometimes he'd fling his poo at them, but that's what chimps do. DON'T JUDGE HIM until you've walked a mile in his shoes, even though chimps do not wear shoes.

But KASH. All he wanted to to was have nice dinners at Rao's, and order SWAT teams to protect his girlfriend and drive her drunken friends home, and use the FBI jet to go see his girlfriend's concerts.

And wouldn't you know it, radical leftists ALSO expected him to DO HIS JOB.

How UNREASONABLE is THAT?

I will miss his gentle, wise, cross-eyed face. I don't have kids. But if I ever did, I'd want them to be just like KASH. Even my daughters. GOOD NIGHT, sweet prince. Good night.

FBI sources: Kash Patel, Dan Bongino likely out soon
Embattled FBI duo face renewed scrutiny over botched response to Brown University shooting
By Brian Karem
White House columnist

https://www.salon.com/2025/12/15/fbi-sources-kash-patel-dan-bongino-likely-out-soon/