OMFG NO, the WORST CHRISTMAS NEWS EVER! Kash Patel "likely out soon" at FBI. NOT MY SWEET, SWEET KASH! NO!

[Miles Archer]

Dan Bongino is a different matter. He always seemed happier playing at his tire swing at the zoo, as tourists threw him peanuts and bananas. He'd swing and swing and swing and just seemed so happy. Sometimes he'd fling his poo at them, but that's what chimps do. DON'T JUDGE HIM until you've walked a mile in his shoes, even though chimps do not wear shoes.

But KASH. All he wanted to to was have nice dinners at Rao's, and order SWAT teams to protect his girlfriend and drive her drunken friends home, and use the FBI jet to go see his girlfriend's concerts.

And wouldn't you know it, radical leftists ALSO expected him to DO HIS JOB.

How UNREASONABLE is THAT?

I will miss his gentle, wise, cross-eyed face. I don't have kids. But if I ever did, I'd want them to be just like KASH. Even my daughters. GOOD NIGHT, sweet prince. Good night.

FBI sources: Kash Patel, Dan Bongino likely out soon
Embattled FBI duo face renewed scrutiny over botched response to Brown University shooting
By Brian Karem
White House columnist

https://www.salon.com/2025/12/15/fbi-sources-kash-patel-dan-bongino-likely-out-soon/

[Renew Deal]

1. How many times can he be publicly wrong about a murderer being arrested without getting fired?

[rampartd]

8. the fbi has been famous for missing right wingers, ruining a security guard while

eric rudolph could continue his bombing spree pf clinics and gay bars..

https://www.history.com/articles/atlanta-bombing-richard-jewell-domestic-terror-investigation

rudolph would certainly do it again, so might well be appointed fbi director by krasnov.

https://old.armyofgod.com/EricRudolphHomepage.html

another one was the anthrax bomber - whoever did it, i've never understood why islamic terraists would target dem senators and the press.

[Ocelot II]

2. Don't worry; someone even worse will replace them.

There is no bottom to the barrel.

[twodogsbarking]

20. Where I grew up they would say "the devil ya know and the devil ya don't".

[rampartd]

3. kash has done exactly what trump sent him to do

he will be given a medal and another responsible job to screw up.

[tanyev]

4. Hmm....will the girlfriend stick around when Kash can no longer give her and her friends FBI Uber service?

[Intractable]

14. But now, he'll have more time to see her. He can go to all her shows!

(He complained that he only got to see three of her shows.)

[tanyev]

16. Ah, but if he has to pay for his own airfare, will he??

[NBachers]

29. Then she'll accuse Krash of stalking her and she'll have to get a restraining order.

[Greg_In_SF]

5. I'll believe it

when I see it.

[Initech]

6. As much as I despise this administration...

Who knows what scary Heritage approved psychopath they have waiting in the wings to replace Kash?

[Miles Archer]

9. There's a formula at play here. I call it the Russell Vought Formula.

1). "I don't know him. Never heard of him. No idea who he is" (TRUMP)

2). "Project 2025? What's that? Never heard of it. No idea what it's all about because I've never heard of it" (TRUMP)

3). Russell Vought installed as co-president, along with Stephen Miller, IMMEDIATELY AND AGGRESSIVELY IMPLEMENTS "Project 2025," while Trump festoons every inch of the oval office with fake-assed gold, tears down the East Wing to build a $200 $300 $400 million ballroom, takes naps, and plays golf.

[Initech]

13. And also while Fox News plays favorites with half of Congress.

And Sean Hannity runs them like he's running a branch office.

[live love laugh]

36. Side note: I believe we're going to find out the gold is real ....

from Fort Knox as an excuse to pillage.

[malaise]

7. Off to the greatest page

Rec

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

10. Patel's FBI: Famously Bungling Investigations by accusing the wrong people.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

11. Take Hegseth with him

[Happy Hoosier]

12. Time to take our the Trash.... Patel.

[Fil1957]

15. Nothing to celebrate. They'll find somebody worse to replace him...

[Skittles]

46. it publicly highlights how disastrous Trump whores are for America

fucking SICK people

[IdiotsforPalin]

17. Who's next

At the Fox celebrity news desk employment line?

[kwolf68]

18. And the replacement

will be how much better? You think Dump isn't gonna grab another idiot from the buffoon bench?

[Ms. Toad]

19. Do you really want to analogize someone who appears multi-racial to a chimp?

My quick visual reaction is that he is a black man, quick research indicates I'm far from the only one who has that reaction. He identifies as Italian-American, but some reports indicate his father was half jamaican.

[pacalo]

43. My first thought was that he came from India

& his first name could be short for an Indian name like Kashyap, for example.

I never cared enough to look into it.

[Ms. Toad]

44. Not Kash Patel -

Dan Bongino.

Dan Bongino is a different matter. He always seemed happier playing at his tire swing at the zoo, as tourists threw him peanuts and bananas. He'd swing and swing and swing and just seemed so happy. Sometimes he'd fling his poo at them, but that's what chimps do. DON'T JUDGE HIM until you've walked a mile in his shoes, even though chimps do not wear shoes.

My immediate reaction was that sounds a lot like the insults the MAGA hurled at Michelle Obama. So I pulled up a quick picture, and my immediate reaction to his appearance was that he was a black man.

[barbtries]

21. "likely out soon"

is not good enough.

this is not krasnov 1.

[FakeNoose]

22. So who's at fault? I guess it must be Antifa, am I right?

Well maybe it's all of us in the "Radical Left" who have a terminal case of TDS....

[Deminpenn]

23. Bailey, Bongino's co-deputy babysitter

and MO's just reelected atty genl is a maga cultist.

[33taw]

24. So, are they nominating Joe Apprico? He's only 93.

[marble falls]

28. That would be sooo apropos. ...

... pink underwear with "Property of FBI" on it.

[ChicagoTeamster]

25. I thought it was K$H not KASH

[marble falls]

26. You mean this ain't worth $.02? ...

[Prairie Gates]

27. Even Trump and Miller know enough to know that you can't shitcan Patel less than a year in

Bongino is the Sacrificial Lamb at FBI. They're going to pin everything on him and try to salvage what they can of Trash Patel.

[underpants]

31. Good point that would be an open admission of being wrong

I’d really like to hear a reporter ask Leavitt or any of the 3rd string JV cabinet “CAN the President be wrong?” I’d like to hear how they answer even though they probably would become combative and not answer.

[JBTaurus83]

30. I'm not excited

If past is prologue, he will just pick someone worse.

[Vinca]

32. But what will he do without his special FBI private jet to squire the girlfriend around in?

[Jimvanhise]

33. HE'S JUST A NITWIT HIRED TO BE A NITWIT

The head of the FCC is the same. Hired to do what Trump tells them to and never contradict their leader. That they are an embarrassment to their jobs rarely seems to bother Trump. The FBI has a history of major flubs. When a bomb was set off at the Olympics in Atlanta years ago, they tried to pin it a hapless security guard because the Olympics had been shut down and organizers were screaming that they had to reopen it or they'd lose millions of dollars. So the FBI claimed the guy who found the second bomb was a suspect and they stopped looking for anyone else! In spite of this giant blunder, Clint Eastwood made a movie about the guy (now deceased) claiming that a reporter got the tip by sleeping with an FBI agent, for which there is no evidence. What actually happened is that the FBI leaked the guy's name to take the pressure off them and the national media ran with it and tried him in the press. Jay Leno even did jokes about him and called him the "uni-doofus" because he was a fat guy. After he was cleared of the crime, he sued news organizations and got a big payout, including from NBC because of the Jay Leno joke.

[ananda]

34. And yet Trump seems unable to appoint anyone good or competent.

This whole admin is just so messed up it's unreal.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

38. That's clearly a feature and not a bug.... nt

[ananda]

39. Can it be both?

Well, it seems pretty buggy as well, at least to me.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

40. I guess it is really: it's a bug to us and a feature to them. nt

[live love laugh]

35. He's brown it was inevitable.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

37. Are we being trolled? We're being trolled.... None of these horrible people are going anywhere....

This isn't 1.0. Wiles doesn't let reality break through apparently.

THANK YOU FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[pacalo]

41. It must have been super grotesque to see him ordering the real FBI agents around.

I bet they gave him as little assistance as possible; he had to feel his way around. I wonder if they ever purposely led him in the wrong direction when he asked for help. Same with Bongino, the podcaster-at-heart.

[BlueTsunami2018]

42. I didn't expect him to do anything other than what he's doing.

He’s as useless as a woodpecker with rubber lips doing this job but there’s no reason to believe Piss would replace him with someone better. On the contrary, it’s bound to be someone even worse.

I don’t know that it really matters who does any of these jobs, they’re all sycophants and/or bad actors in his orbit.

[Totally Tunsie]

45. No pity for Petty Kash. n/t

Buh bye...