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Submariner

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10. I read he used to be a Judge

Wed Jun 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

Jun 2021

If I was someone sentenced unfairly by that moron I'd be requesting a new trial on the grounds that "my first judge was NUTS".

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Gohmert wants to change the orbits of the earth or moon to combat climate change. [View all] Nevilledog Jun 2021 OP

He should tell the next Trump administration to try nuclear weapons. dalton99a Jun 2021 #1

But We Need To Save Our Nuclear Weapons Stockpile For Hurricane Season! nt smb Jun 2021 #20

"Next" tRump admin? Duppers Jun 2021 #40

Trump will be reinstated. dalton99a Jun 2021 #45

😂 Duppers Jun 2021 #53

Texans, wow. Just wow. Yavin4 Jun 2021 #2

Clearly he's a man of science Orrex Jun 2021 #3

Hahaha SheltieLover Jun 2021 #12

We could do it at night when it's not so hot. Midnight Writer Jun 2021 #17

Hey, I was going to suggest that. LastDemocratInSC Jun 2021 #27

LOL! CrispyQ Jun 2021 #28

I think my brain just got bruised from listening to that. Siwsan Jun 2021 #4

We are all dumber for it. dchill Jun 2021 #13

The smartass is shown to be a dumbass EYESORE 9001 Jun 2021 #5

Cuz, you know, the NFS and BLM are specialists at altering orbits of things in space. Pobeka Jun 2021 #6

DO NOT READ THAT TWEET. It will give you brain damage. Ocelot II Jun 2021 #7

because he believes a long debunked conspiracy theory. mopinko Jun 2021 #8

Hey Gomer, we could put you into orbit. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #9

Gohmert In Orbit -- Testing The Effects Of Weightlessness On Weightlessness nt smb Jun 2021 #21

I read he used to be a Judge Submariner Jun 2021 #10

That would be easier than developing renewable energy resources gratuitous Jun 2021 #11

I don't think he's acknowledging that climate change is anthropogenic. ShazzieB Jun 2021 #51

FOX's new segment "Just That Simple" with Louie Gohmert Blue Owl Jun 2021 #14

As I get older I don't think I'm quite as sharp as I used to be captain queeg Jun 2021 #15

If I start saying stuff like that, I want my family to put me out on an ice floe. Ocelot II Jun 2021 #22

There is no doubt in my mind that changing orbits could have a profound effect on climate Xipe Totec Jun 2021 #16

Came to that exact same conclusion! nt pazzyanne Jun 2021 #36

I've got to hand it to him. He's thinking outside the box. Midnight Writer Jun 2021 #18

I'm not even sure which box - milestogo Jun 2021 #52

If it keeps the metal screen door from magnetically sticking to my head since my vax, then.. Budi Jun 2021 #19

It was really cringey watching this woman... skypilot Jun 2021 #23

My husband says Louie should ask Donald Trump since Trump claimed to have an uncle Vinca Jun 2021 #24

He's a stable genius! lunatica Jun 2021 #38

Has a congressman ever been so aptly named? Goodheart Jun 2021 #25

Futurama Episode "Crimes of The Hot" modrepub Jun 2021 #26

yes we can easily change the orbit of the moon and sun. iscooterliberally Jun 2021 #29

OK if the other countries in the world treestar Jun 2021 #30

I'm told shooting Gohmert into space would change the climate. Solly Mack Jun 2021 #31

I support doing this. Nevilledog Jun 2021 #41

And you know it would work because you read it on the internet. Solly Mack Jun 2021 #46

I'm torn between who we should catapult first....... Nevilledog Jun 2021 #48

Be still me heart! Yes, please. Solly Mack Jun 2021 #50

Fuck oh dear. Did you just hear that, Texas? That's your guy. yonder Jun 2021 #32

You go, Gohmert! NOBODY gonna out-stupid you, not even among GOP congressweasels! n/t TygrBright Jun 2021 #33

A man of the sauce bucolic_frolic Jun 2021 #34

Amazing! pazzyanne Jun 2021 #35

Wonder what the IQ is of his average voter back home. calimary Jun 2021 #44

Thank You for posting...STUPID IS STILL STUPID..IS STUPID, IS STILL STUPID..!!!!!! Stuart G Jun 2021 #37

So painful ramapo Jun 2021 #39

AMEN! Duppers Jun 2021 #42

More from the "could they drink Clorox?" club. calimary Jun 2021 #43

This is 'drink bleach and shove lightbulbs up them' level stupid jcgoldie Jun 2021 #47

No he doesn't caraher Jun 2021 #49

He sounded pretty damned serious to me. ShazzieB Jun 2021 #55

It's just his standard deadpan asshole delivery caraher Jun 2021 #57

Maybe he can work with Kim Jong Un on that treestar Jun 2021 #54

Sure, just tweak the orbits a little bit. What could possibly go wrong? tanyev Jun 2021 #56

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2021 #58