What's the craziest fucking woo you've ever heard?

[ZombieHorde]

11. From those I have known in person when I was often associating with religious cults...

A man said he could heal the sick by laying of hands. He charged people for this "service." I called him a charlatan who prayed on the sick and desperate. He did not like me very much after that.

A guy, who was actually really cool, completely believed in astrology. I thought he was only interested in it to meet women at first, but when I talked to him about it, he got defensive. He was fucking into it.

A guy cast a spell to help him find a house to rent. He said it worked, and I didn't rebut him. He was pretty cool, but I couldn't but laugh at his spell.

A woman thought she was going to become a literal goddess. Fortunately, the other women in the cult told her the gods were metaphor.

One time, I was walking to a party with a man who was a high priest in the Church of Satan, and a few other people, when some random fellows challenged us to fight. The priest pointed at them and cursed them. Fortunately, we were right outside of our destination, so we had over a dozen drunks to back us up, so the fight never happened.