What's the craziest fucking woo you've ever heard?

[eppur_se_muova]

7. The Universe is a giant plutonium atom.

From the days of Usenet, and a prodigiously posting netloon by the handle of Archimedes Plutonium.

Although I did recently read that the US Air Force is flying alien anti-gravity airplanes out of underground hangars in Area 51, thanks to the eighty alien races that regularly visit earth. Oh, and their digestive organs have degenerated to the point that they cannot eat regular food, so the gov't is kidnapping children (that explains thousands of missing children every year), harvesting their organs, and smearing their minced flesh, mixed with hydrogen peroxide, on the aliens' skin. All this came out in a public hearing re a land removal in NV. As one witness said, "you can't buy entertainment like this". Try googling "John Lear" for more fun stuff.