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Atheists & Agnostics

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4. The Water God

Reply to Ferrets are Cool (Original post)

Sun Mar 1, 2020, 10:44 AM

Mar 2020

Water is good. You can drink it. You can bathe in it. It helps grow food. It provides avenues for commerce. Without it, we're dead.

Water is only a force for good. All bad things people blame water for is human fault. Don't want to drown? Learn how to swim. Don't want to get flooded? Build your house on higher ground.

We all have free will. Drink me.

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It's so funny to me how "christians" think that God is responsible for EVERYTHING in their lives [View all] Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 OP

Yep, they have a binary choice for everything, how idiotic. n/t RKP5637 Mar 2020 #1

A client of mine ran into a friend of hers 10,000 miles away from home Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #2

Incredible!!! n/t RKP5637 Mar 2020 #3

The Water God Cartoonist Mar 2020 #4

If the Devil is still responsible for Evil after all these millenia... Girard442 Mar 2020 #5

So many questions, so few answers... Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #6

On the ground, Christians see God as Warren Buffet. Girard442 Mar 2020 #8

They won't accept responsibility for a lifetime of piss-poor choices. CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #7

the devil is clearly more powerful than god, unless god is a sadist who approves the devil's msongs Mar 2020 #9

Come to think of it, Satan probably didn't get kicked out Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #10

They also never think the devil through Warpy Mar 2020 #11

Lab rats is a good comparison Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #12

In the Old Testament (I could be wrong) uriel1972 Mar 2020 #15

Yup, this God idea is almost like it was made up by a bunch Farmer-Rick Mar 2020 #13

Kittens and Corona virus Scairp Mar 2020 #14

Cindy Jacobs declares the coronovirus "illegal" in God's name RussBLib Mar 2020 #16

... Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #17