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Generic Brad

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16. Your post title made me think you were telling a joke that might go like this:

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Jun 8, 2019, 04:19 PM

Jun 2019

There was a terrible crash involving a church bus of kids heading to Disney. They all died and found themselves queued up in a seemingly never ending line outside of the pearly gates. The kids began to get bored and one of them whined, "We're never gonna get into heaven. This is taking an eternity." To which a nun replied, "If you think this is takes an eternity, just be glad you didn't wind up in line for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride."

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There was a terrible crash involving a church bus full of kids heading to Disney [View all] NightWatcher Jan 2019 OP

A few days ago I was thinking that in the future, BigmanPigman Jan 2019 #1

I don't struggle with feeling better than anyone. defacto7 Jan 2019 #2

Believers are allowed to give credit to their god for anything - and we are not allowed to question. trotsky Jan 2019 #3

The ones that get me Ron Obvious Jan 2019 #4

"The one wall still standing had the cross on it. It was a sign." Meanwhile, people died, towns flat lindysalsagal Apr 2019 #10

I try to reign it in Cartoonist Jan 2019 #5

Yup. FiveGoodMen Jan 2019 #6

I recently lost both my mother and wife Farmer-Rick Jan 2019 #7

Can I offer my condolences? I hope time will allow the pain to soften, gradually. lindysalsagal Apr 2019 #11

The struggle is real. OriginalGeek Feb 2019 #8

The things that really bother me are the very preventable tragedies rurallib Feb 2019 #9

I'm still a newly awakened atheist... Lady Freedom Returns May 2019 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author classof56 May 2019 #14

"Do any of y'all struggle with trying to not be the world's biggest jerk?" Iggo May 2019 #13

maybe we should respond "there" like you did "here" RussBLib May 2019 #15

Your post title made me think you were telling a joke that might go like this: Generic Brad Jun 2019 #16