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A HERETIC I AM

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3. ...and when they turned around, they just saw a church.....
Sun Dec 2, 2018, 08:57 PM
Dec 2018
Later, they’d think: wait a minute. There’s no church in our side yard. And by then the church would be gone.


That happened to me, once. Only it was a Dairy Queen. It was the great "Hard Chocolate Covering" incident of "85"

Scores of people were minding their own business, mowing the lawn, clipping hedges, and all of the sudden, they would be covered in a thin but hard layer of yummy chocolate. And always with the little loop thingy on top. And the last thing they would see is a harmless looking Soft Serve Ice Cream franchise.

I still bear the scars today.

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ROFL - that site is priceless! 50 Shades Of Blue Dec 2018 #1
I wouldn't have remembered them frogmarch Dec 2018 #6
Me too! I love that site and wish he'd update it. lilactime Dec 2018 #2
He wrote that he does periodically, frogmarch Dec 2018 #5
Thanks! Glad he's still going strong! lilactime Dec 2018 #9
...and when they turned around, they just saw a church..... A HERETIC I AM Dec 2018 #3
OK, 'fess up! frogmarch Dec 2018 #4
"The sound of the footsteps grew closer... A HERETIC I AM Dec 2018 #7
Aha! frogmarch Dec 2018 #8
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