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Atheists & Agnostics

DetlefK

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18. Oh, the two stupidest proofs for God's existence I have ever seen are:

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #17)

Wed Nov 29, 2017, 04:27 AM

Nov 2017

1. Kurt Goedel's philosophical proof. It's a mathematical masterstroke, but it rests on ridiculous, unrealistic premises, like that we can clearly divide the world into good and evil and that good only begats good and that evil only begats evil.

2. The God-Particle. Yes. The Higgs-Boson has the nick-name "God-Particle" (because it was so hard to find), and some people took the name God-Particle as proof that scientists have discovered God.

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Suck on it, atheists! Evolution has been disproven! [View all] DetlefK Nov 2017 OP

I've never understood the Trinity. safeinOhio Nov 2017 #1

Does this help... NeoGreen Nov 2017 #2

Yes safeinOhio Nov 2017 #4

time for that catechism bailout answer: it's a mystery rurallib Nov 2017 #14

Well, show me a fish turn into a frog! HA! Gotcha ya godless heathens! brewens Nov 2017 #3

Hmmm, maybe we would have a prayer of getting defacto7 Nov 2017 #6

What's funny is that even some of what these people think were primative people, that brewens Nov 2017 #10

We did wolf to dog. Clydesdales are pretty neat. -nt Freelancer Nov 2017 #11

Well then how was a reptilian illuminati like me created? Lint Head Nov 2017 #5

The answer to all three questions... defacto7 Nov 2017 #7

Depraved, liberal sex. DetlefK Nov 2017 #8

Damn, I'd hate to know what conservative sex is. defacto7 Nov 2017 #9

think Mike Pence and Mother. rurallib Nov 2017 #13

OMG it's warped I say, warped! defacto7 Nov 2017 #15

Thanks. i wondered about that ever since the Bilderbergers kidnapped my parents. Lint Head Nov 2017 #12

Then what happened? defacto7 Nov 2017 #16

My dumbass brother keeps trying to sell me OriginalGeek Nov 2017 #17

Oh, the two stupidest proofs for God's existence I have ever seen are: DetlefK Nov 2017 #18

Oh lol, also OriginalGeek Nov 2017 #19