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Atheists & Agnostics

Freelancer

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7. He would have been an awful mercenary -- sorry -- missionary, anyway.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Sun Jul 23, 2017, 07:19 PM

Jul 2017

I've got this image like the opening of "Branded" -- the mom yanking the black tie off of his head and throwing it into the bushes... taking his pocket protector out of his pocket and stomping on it... then ripping the sleeves off of his short sleeve shirt at the seams. Ouch.

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