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Atheists & Agnostics

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3. Ha ha. Reminds me of a couple jokes.

Fri Mar 25, 2016, 11:51 AM

Mar 2016

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.

Jesus is walking around heaven chewing the palms of his hands. God yells at him, "Jesus, stop biting your nails"!

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I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have cookies.... [View all] WillParkinson Mar 2016 OP

Loved this in the other group Warpy Mar 2016 #1

My post was meant for THIS group.... WillParkinson Mar 2016 #2

Ha ha. Reminds me of a couple jokes. progressoid Mar 2016 #3

then there's the great..... AlbertCat Mar 2016 #4

Mr. Dixie fell off the chair laffing dixiegrrrrl Mar 2016 #5

Not really Easter cookies nichomachus Mar 2016 #6

Funny, deucemagnet Mar 2016 #8

love this thread! mountain grammy Mar 2016 #7

Yummy. They look frogmarch Mar 2016 #9

Beat the mixture 39 times. Allow dough to rise overnight. Gore1FL Mar 2016 #10

Ha! Wash hands frequently. onager Mar 2016 #11