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Atheists & Agnostics

progressoid

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14. Satan ate the tree roots.

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 24, 2016, 03:43 PM

Mar 2016

But the Virgin Mary statue felt it happening so she prayed to her Son up in heaven just in time for Jebus to tell his Dad to make sure the tree doesn't fall on the statue of Mom.

See? Makes sense.

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Tree falls, narrowly misses statue of Virgin Mary. It's a MIRACLE!! [View all] progressoid Mar 2016 OP

This is no miracle....... Capt.Rocky300 Mar 2016 #1

Of course! mountain grammy Mar 2016 #2

How wonderful it must be to have the supreme creator of the universe favor you and your statue... trotsky Mar 2016 #3

priorities rurallib Mar 2016 #13

He missed! Cartoonist Mar 2016 #4

She has bloody awful taste in garden ornaments. mr blur Mar 2016 #5

That was my first thought too. Curmudgeoness Mar 2016 #9

I have an oil stain on my garage floor packman Mar 2016 #6

The whole body awoke_in_2003 Mar 2016 #11

Hey, Lily, why did "the good lord" cause it to fall in the first place? Arugula Latte Mar 2016 #7

Satan ate the tree roots. progressoid Mar 2016 #14

Okay, well, when you explain it using facts, reason, and logic, it does add up after all. Arugula Latte Mar 2016 #15

Just speadin' the good word! progressoid Mar 2016 #16

And her insurance company says... onager Mar 2016 #8

Oh, yes, please! :D DetlefK Mar 2016 #10

god sure is a destructive mo-fo, isn't he? RussBLib Mar 2016 #12

She's now working on getting the tree removed and her fence repaired. AlbertCat Mar 2016 #17

The Lord moves (trees) in mysterious ways. progressoid Mar 2016 #18