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Atheists & Agnostics

packman

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6. I have an oil stain on my garage floor

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Mon Mar 21, 2016, 01:04 PM

Mar 2016

that looks like - I think - John the Baptist. Will send photo for a slight $19.99 shipping fee - but wait!!! Will include potato chip shaped like the face of Pope Francis for no additional charge (Blessing of such may incur a small fee-see options at website).

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Tree falls, narrowly misses statue of Virgin Mary. It's a MIRACLE!! [View all] progressoid Mar 2016 OP

This is no miracle....... Capt.Rocky300 Mar 2016 #1

Of course! mountain grammy Mar 2016 #2

How wonderful it must be to have the supreme creator of the universe favor you and your statue... trotsky Mar 2016 #3

priorities rurallib Mar 2016 #13

He missed! Cartoonist Mar 2016 #4

She has bloody awful taste in garden ornaments. mr blur Mar 2016 #5

That was my first thought too. Curmudgeoness Mar 2016 #9

I have an oil stain on my garage floor packman Mar 2016 #6

The whole body awoke_in_2003 Mar 2016 #11

Hey, Lily, why did "the good lord" cause it to fall in the first place? Arugula Latte Mar 2016 #7

Satan ate the tree roots. progressoid Mar 2016 #14

Okay, well, when you explain it using facts, reason, and logic, it does add up after all. Arugula Latte Mar 2016 #15

Just speadin' the good word! progressoid Mar 2016 #16

And her insurance company says... onager Mar 2016 #8

Oh, yes, please! :D DetlefK Mar 2016 #10

god sure is a destructive mo-fo, isn't he? RussBLib Mar 2016 #12

She's now working on getting the tree removed and her fence repaired. AlbertCat Mar 2016 #17

The Lord moves (trees) in mysterious ways. progressoid Mar 2016 #18