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Atheists & Agnostics

Freelancer

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4. LOL! Here's something to say when asked if you're religious...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 7, 2016, 08:34 PM

Jan 2016

Well... it's like this... I was in line, on a cloud, waiting to go to Earth. The ones just ahead of me were set to go to the Graham family, to the Cruz's and the Santorums. When it came to me, the angel scratched his halo, and said "sorry kid, were all out of religiousness. The last three have us tapped-out. How 'bout an extra 30 IQ points, and a big ol' dollop of sarcasm instead?" Deal!

If you can't change minds, at least give people something to talk about in the break room -- that's my philosophy.

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