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onager

(9,356 posts)
12. Best thing to do with a clown - laugh at him...
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 07:44 AM
Dec 2015
Now certainly the thought of gay people legitimately destroying the Christian church is a delicious irony given how hard the Christian church has worked throughout history to destroy gay people, but unfortunately Graham’s lament serves as nothing more than the usual apocalyptic alarmism directed at the ever-fearful faithful.

In Graham’s worldview, our planet is always one "RuPaul’s Drag Race" marathon away from the return of a vengeful Jesus, who will descend from heaven dressed in flowing white robes and riding a winged horse, not looking at all gay...

It’s as if the Bible were written not by bronze-age shepherds who pretty much knew nothing about anything but instead as a practical joke by H.P. Lovecraft.

I’m not a fan of Christianity but I’m willing to acknowledge that it can only be a good thing if absolute faith is finally giving way — even just a little — to the relatively modern reality some of us have been living in for a long time. The one that sees gay people as just — people. And, thankfully, people who now have a hell of a lot more cultural and financial cachet than some asshole preacher who still doesn’t realize there are far fewer of him in the world than there are the rest of us.

http://thedailybanter.com/2015/06/franklin-graham-just-dropped-his-bank-because-its-too-gay-moved-to-one-that-sponsors-a-pride-parade/

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Makes sense that he is obsessed with other people's sexual activity Hissyspit Dec 2015 #1
Good one..and a needed laugh after reading this crap. mountain grammy Dec 2015 #2
Share this with a friend? But what if I want to keep them as friends? ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2015 #3
but why did he create us so we could sin? Ligyron Dec 2015 #4
Yeah, I know. Curmudgeoness Dec 2015 #9
My ex brother in law Jesus awoke_in_2003 Dec 2015 #24
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Dec 2015 #5
Original sin is terrible Lordquinton Dec 2015 #17
I still can't make any sense of it. onager Dec 2015 #18
They like to quote Aquinas as well Lordquinton Dec 2015 #19
I was seven years old, sitting in church listening to this crap about original sin, and... Binkie The Clown Dec 2015 #6
Took me so much longer.. always was a slow learner, mountain grammy Dec 2015 #13
No, not shit . . . mr blur Dec 2015 #7
God is an asshole ... GeorgeGist Dec 2015 #8
Someone actually fucked Billy Graham? Act_of_Reparation Dec 2015 #10
lol! Tobin S. Dec 2015 #15
He mistakes the truth for idiotic fairy tale. nt LostOne4Ever Dec 2015 #11
Best thing to do with a clown - laugh at him... onager Dec 2015 #12
"one "RuPaul’s Drag Race" marathon away from the return of a vengeful Jesus" progressoid Dec 2015 #14
Hey, glad you thought of us! beam me up scottie Dec 2015 #16
Hey BMUS! progressoid Dec 2015 #20
Glad to hear it and nope, we're all still here! beam me up scottie Dec 2015 #21
Really it is an odious religion of hate. Warren Stupidity Dec 2015 #22
Doesn't even realize how far the culture has left him behind. onager Dec 2015 #23
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