Atheists & Agnostics

Goblinmonger

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49. Bunch of fucking tittie babies

Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Wed Nov 25, 2015, 12:16 PM

Nov 2015

I mean, seriously. They live in a country where Jesus and God are shoved in our damn faces multiple times every day whether we believe in it or not. But Google does something that you don't believe in because your are an ignorant fuck and you have to go out of your way to bitch about that?

Kiss my ass, fragile Christians, you need to start worshiping a god that isn't so weak sauce as this. I would recommend Thor.

And because I'm sure our local nanny who has nothing better to do on DU because he is on forced vacation will likely alert on this an lie about the title, "tittie babies" isn't a sexist term. It's about babies that cry because they need comfort all the time.

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"an unproven fairly tale" Hissyspit Nov 2015 #1

Hey, hold on there! Don't you think it makes perfect sense? Ferretherder Nov 2015 #2

LOL! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #6

Thanks... (sigh)... Ferretherder Nov 2015 #7

I hear you. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #8

Yep. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #4

Oh For Fuck's Sake. Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #3

That would be hilarious! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #5

STOP IT WARREN DEMONTAGUE Skittles Nov 2015 #58

What a hoot. My husband went on a fabulous National Geographic mnhtnbb Nov 2015 #9

I am so jealous! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #10

It was a fabulous trip for my husband. I did not go... mnhtnbb Nov 2015 #37

I can imagine. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #38

We always have to hit the anthropology exhibits in museums when we travel. mnhtnbb Nov 2015 #40

Oh wow, what a beautiful museum! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #41

I heard Johanson lecture once... onager Nov 2015 #69

The Museums in Vienna are just amazing! We did not get to the mnhtnbb Nov 2015 #71

They have to preach while they complain wolfie001 Nov 2015 #11

Now Google is persecuting Christians! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #12

Damned Heathens!! First they attack Christmas. Then this abomination rises up on my screen. Ford_Prefect Nov 2015 #13

Next thing you know they'll use a Festivus Doodle! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #14

lol "I am changing search engines!" -- yeah, sure you are. phantom power Nov 2015 #15

*outraged Christian Googles "how to change search engine"* beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #16

Oh ye of little faith (sic)! Ford_Prefect Nov 2015 #19

I wondered how long it would take... gregcrawford Nov 2015 #17

When the Rapture happens I call dibs on a sports car and a beach house! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #18

Yeah! gregcrawford Nov 2015 #22

A sports car and a beach house? deucemagnet Nov 2015 #51

Drive the minvan to a dealer and pick one out. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #52

You seem to have the impression Curmudgeoness Nov 2015 #54

Wishful thinking! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #57

Wouldn't that be awesome? Volaris Nov 2015 #32

"Let he who is without sin..." gregcrawford Nov 2015 #45

Nah, you got it wrong. I learned all about this in Sunday School. Mariana Nov 2015 #63

No they are True Christians(TM). They are just acting out the bad parts. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #70

it's the first thing I though when I saw it Skittles Nov 2015 #59

Sorry, but something from nothing is just...dare I say...stupid. Warren Stupidity Nov 2015 #20

I still can't get over "historical significance of Easter" beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #21

You mean like skepticscott Nov 2015 #39

Not Bing Fritz Walter Nov 2015 #23

Right? beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #24

dear theists rurallib Nov 2015 #25

Dear atheists: God said to tell you to shut up. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #28

But...but...God has always just....BEEN THERE! Ferretherder Nov 2015 #36

If man came from apes, why are there still apes? Google me that! mountain grammy Nov 2015 #26

You're welcome, mountain grammy! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #29

I hope you have some time on your hands, strawman christian Lordquinton Nov 2015 #53

Ignorance is bliss mdbl Nov 2015 #27

I don't know, they don't sound very blissful. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #31

Now, don't you go listening to no talkin' snakes when you go outside today. Hoppy Nov 2015 #30

Talking snakes are the best kind. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #34

The stupid is overwhelming (eom) mak3cats Nov 2015 #33

I wish it burned the stupid, not those who have to witness the stupid. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #35

As night follows day NastyRiffraff Nov 2015 #42

Sure, it's not mine, I found it with the help of the evil Google. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #43

Brings home just how ignorant many 'Christians' are, doesn't it? mr blur Nov 2015 #44

They just can't help themselves. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #47

sadly the first thought i had when i saw google restorefreedom Nov 2015 #46

Me too. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #48

they never do. nt restorefreedom Nov 2015 #50

Bunch of fucking tittie babies Goblinmonger Nov 2015 #49

Well said! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #62

"Your promoting a unproven fairytale." Curmudgeoness Nov 2015 #55

I love that one too! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #56

Who's just not happy unless complaining about being persecuted? AlbertCat Nov 2015 #60

Witches? beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #61

Good. That makes me very happy. Iggo Nov 2015 #64

I got a good chuckle out of it. beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #65

By the way... Iggo Nov 2015 #66

That was you? Awesome! beam me up scottie Nov 2015 #67

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