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deucemagnet

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7. A cup of coffee every day...

Reply to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Thu Aug 13, 2015, 11:16 AM

Aug 2015

· A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

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A cup of coffee every day... deucemagnet Aug 2015 #7