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deucemagnet

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16. Here's the thing about the gold plates:
Tue Aug 4, 2015, 10:03 PM
Aug 2015
Description of the Plates

Joseph Smith said that the ancient records were engraved on plates which had the appearance of gold, each plate was six inches wide and eight inches long, and not quite so thick as common tin. They were filled with engravings, in Egyptian Characters, and bound together in a volume as the leaves of a book, with three rings running through the whole. The volume was something near six inches in thickness, a part of which was sealed. The characters on the unsealed part were small, and beautifully engraved. The whole book exhibited many marks of antiquity in its construction, and much skill in the art of engraving.

http://www.mormonwiki.com/Gold_Plates


So the gold plates were approximately 6" x 8" x 6" (15.24 cm x 20.32 cm x 15.24 cm). This works out to a volume of 288 cubic inches or about 4720 cubic centimeters. Gold has a density of 19.32 g/cm3 making Joseph Smith's gold tablets about 91 kilograms or 200 pounds. That's a pretty fucking heavy book to be lugging around, unless, of course it was a magical book with "the appearance of gold" or those who touched the book were imbued with incredible strength by the Divine. Or I suppose the whole story could be horseshit.

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What, no pictures of the gold plates? arcane1 Aug 2015 #1
My first thought as well. Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #6
Here's the thing about the gold plates: deucemagnet Aug 2015 #16
Wait, are you saying their bullshit is horseshit?? arcane1 Aug 2015 #17
and Smith supposedly Brainstormy Aug 2015 #24
Did they publish photos of the hat too? Solly Mack Aug 2015 #2
I, too, would like to see that hat! BillZBubb Aug 2015 #3
I'm betting it was a top hat. Solly Mack Aug 2015 #4
He pulled it out of his hat, Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #7
I bought a worry stone in Ireland. All I got was a callus. Solly Mack Aug 2015 #8
Sounds like you worry too much! Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #9
Fiestaware for me. No gold color though. Solly Mack Aug 2015 #10
Don't sell yourself short. bvf Aug 2015 #12
Oooo! That does sound nice! Solly Mack Aug 2015 #13
And if Homer Laughlin bvf Aug 2015 #14
I'll just cut them in on the profits. Solly Mack Aug 2015 #15
OMFSM I love fiestaware OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #21
It's been a lifelong love for me too. Solly Mack Aug 2015 #22
my first cup of coffee OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #26
Love the story! You should do it. You can buy separate pieces, so a coffee mug Solly Mack Aug 2015 #27
Joseph Smith awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #35
They say that God helped him translate the text using the stone and other tools, AlbertCat Aug 2015 #5
If there is one thing we've learned about God Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #18
Don't forget that god only loves you if you wear a funny hat. Binkie The Clown Aug 2015 #20
I have some white gravel that the sacred Mother Mary's olddots Aug 2015 #11
I wonder if they keep their magic stones in their magic underwear? n/t Binkie The Clown Aug 2015 #19
I think it's a coprolith n/t vanamonde Aug 2015 #23
Ha! trotsky Aug 2015 #25
lol! Solly Mack Aug 2015 #28
Always think that the angel Moroni was unfortunately, but accurately, named. Also, mr blur Aug 2015 #29
God's movements are indeed unpredictable, Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #31
The sad thing, for me, is... NeoGreen Aug 2015 #30
I have two sisters-in-law, one a Mormon and one an atheist. LiberalAndProud Aug 2015 #33
Very funny thread.. Dum dum dum dum dum. mountain grammy Aug 2015 #32
God is very angry at you Capt. Obvious Aug 2015 #34
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