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bvf

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7. Why did he need the oil to begin with?

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 09:43 AM

Jul 2015

Couldn't he have just wrinkled his nose to xylophone music, or just pointed and gone "BZZZZT!," or something like that?

Indeed:

ETA: Went back to watch the clip and just now noticed this was abcNEWS!

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THE MISSOURI MIRACLE HIGHWAY CRASH [View all] progressoid Jul 2015 OP

So, what about those thousands who die on the roads each year? sakabatou Jul 2015 #1

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ASK ABOUT THEM! trotsky Jul 2015 #8

Religion makes people stupid skepticscott Jul 2015 #2

Remember: If it works, it's a miracle. If not, who cares? DetlefK Jul 2015 #3

So - he oiled her up with his magic lube and she popped right out? mr blur Jul 2015 #4

*SNORT* trotsky Jul 2015 #9

& after surgery, AlbertCat Jul 2015 #5

I agree an will raise you one.. mountain grammy Jul 2015 #6

Why did he need the oil to begin with? bvf Jul 2015 #7

"Mystery help/miracle"="neighboring fire dept arrive with stronger equipment" muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 #10

Thanks for the update and correction. progressoid Jul 2015 #11

The priest "absolved and anointed" her? Curmudgeoness Jul 2015 #12

Well, God the Dickhead caused/allowed the dude to get drunk & drive and caused/allowed Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #13

Find a god in this local news story... onager Jul 2015 #14

I guess it wasn't the dog's time. Cartoonist Jul 2015 #16

So God is powerless to help until one of his dudes with a little oil shows up... AtheistCrusader Jul 2015 #15