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Atheists & Agnostics

onager

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1. Years were shorter then.

Reply to AngryDem001 (Original post)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 04:53 PM

Jun 2015

Because the speed of light moved faster in those days. In modern years, Noah was only about 27 when he built the Ark. Or something like that.

And didn't that God fellow pretty much retire after working only 6 days? Well, except for going into the office occasionally to nuke Sodom & Gomorrah or slaughter a bunch of Egyptian babies.

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Noah was 600 years old when he built the Ark, so why do Americans need retirement? [View all] AngryDem001 Jun 2015 OP

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