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Atheists & Agnostics

LostOne4Ever

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5. ...I think I will end up being a real life 40 year old virgin

Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2015, 04:57 AM

Jun 2015

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Someone pray for me that I don't become religious!

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Good News: Early Sex Kills Religious Involvement [View all] beam me up scottie Jun 2015 OP

If there had been any chance of me being Catholic, they still woulda lost me at "don't masturbate" Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #1

But every sperm is sacred... beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #2

I call BS AlbertCat Jun 2015 #3

It's very sciencificky. beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #4

...I think I will end up being a real life 40 year old virgin LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #5

Someone pray for me that I don't become religious! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #6

Those are not "REAL" prayers LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #7

Those are not "REAL" prayers AlbertCat Jun 2015 #8

The Pastafarian group will accept everyone as well LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #9

I think if you've made it this far without falling for it, you're safe! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #11

keep fuckin' that chicken RussBLib Jun 2015 #10

! beam me up scottie Jun 2015 #12